Meet the Team

Puppy P. Pie

Founder and CEO

Puppy Pie grew up on the streets of South-Central Los Angeles, earning a degree in Garbage Processing while supporting his young family of 17. 

After landing a cushy junk yard job, he ended up moving to West Hollywood, where he mentored several foster humans. Puppy has been awarded multiple patents and has served as the chairman of the NHMSF (North Hollywood Memorial Squirrel Foundation), but was forced to resign after recent allegations surfaced that he ate several of the foundation’s members.

Ghost

Chief Information Officer

Always the maverick, Ghost will never take “No!” for an answer. His passion for exploring gave rise to a successfull career in IT, and his shrewd investing skills made him the youngest Canine-American multi-millionaire in the country.

Brody

QA and Release Engineering

After joining the US Army at 6 months, Brody was determined to make a difference. He advanced quickly, eventually earning his Congressional Medal of Honor for leading a pack of stray Chihuahuas through the treacherous hills of the Pashtun region in Afghanistan. 

Brody is an Assistant Professor of English at the State University of New York, where he also pioneered “Bark in all colors”, a breakthrough integration initiative.

Onyx Long Tail

CAT

Onyx is a cat.

Puppy P. Pie

Founder and CEO

Puppy Pie grew up on the streets of South-Central Los Angeles, earning a degree in Garbage Processing while supporting his young family of 17. 

After landing a cushy junk yard job, he ended up moving to West Hollywood, where he mentored several foster humans. Puppy has been awarded multiple patents and has served as the chairman of the NHMSF (North Hollywood Memorial Squirrel Foundation), but was forced to resign after recent allegations surfaced that he ate several of the foundation’s members.

Ghost

Chief Information Officer

Always the maverick, Ghost will never take “No!” for an answer. His passion for exploring gave rise to a successfull career in IT, and his shrewd investing skills made him the youngest Canine-American multi-millionaire in the country.

Brody

QA AND RELEASE ENGINEERING

After joining the US Army at 6 months, Brody was determined to make a difference. He advanced quickly, eventually earning his Congressional Medal of Honor for leading a pack of stray Chihuahuas through the treacherous hills of the Pashtun region in Afghanistan. 

Brody is an Assistant Professor of English at the State University of New York, where he also pioneered “Bark in all colors”, a breakthrough integration initiative.

Onyx Long Tail

CAT

Onyx is a cat.